1. Why admit defeat when you can simply say, “I forgot your present in my car.”.
2. She’ll never believe the red mark on your collar is a piece of candy.
3. Because the police officer doesn’t want to know how many drinks you really had or he will be doing paper work all night.
4. Because you don’t want the world to know how much you spent on a hooker.
5. I’m not admitting to it when its clearly his fault for not having a sense of humor
6. Because the noise came from your direction, but not even you can pretend it smells like roses.
7. If you tell them how much you really make, they will ask you for money.
8. If you say you have an extra bed room, they’ll use it.
9. Because you’re a real man and you don’t want to admit that you can’t take another shot of JD.
10. You really thought it was just going to be a fart.
11. Forgetting your wallet gets you out of paying.
12. Because if you say that any actress is attractive, you are in the doghouse.
13. Because saying “you were right, I was wrong and I’m sorry” is the easiest way to get out of a fight with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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Brian, I could tell you did that instead of Amanda. Its just a masculine Thursday Thirteen! LOL
I’ve never know anyone to lie about how much they spent on a hooker. Please. If you’re talking about what you spent on a hooker,you should over inflate, not under inflate. Have you seen what $100 can buy??
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LOL Great list ! Happy T13!
I agree with Claudia on the hooker - don’t people want the high priced ones as then it sounds exotic rather than just plain sordid?
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That was a fun list. No doubt there are plenty of politicians who would sign of on No. 4!
Oh my overshare
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Can’t say I’ve had to lie about any of those things.
Happy TT.
Oh, these are great! And definitely reasonable excuses for lying. For example, if my husband had known #12, it wouldn’t have taken me over a decade to go see another Daryl Hannah movie.
excellent.
I’m with Claudia and the others. And having just told off the six-year-old in my kindergarten carpool for telling me a blatant lie, I think I’ve got to smile and bow out of this one…
Great list and yes those are some very good reasons to lie. I think however, that you would want to inflate the amount spent on the hooker… the cheap ones don’t look that great.
Absolutely hilarious and great TT for when you are the Featured Thursday Thirteener.
That’s just funny! Thanks I needed a good laugh right about now. Happy TT.
I think # 13 is the best. So true.
I think I have used some of those very reasons before. Great list.
everyone agrees about the hooker . . lesson learned! Great list!
Congrats on being featured at T13~
Great post! I just posted my first one today…tonight…and I think I have a lot to learn. On well!
I think I’ve been lied to at least 9 out of 13 ways you’ve mentioned…or a close relative to one of those anyway!
=D Have a great week!
Funny List!! : )
So many reasons, no wonder it’s hard to resist lying.
A usual reason to lie would be because it is so much easier to agree rather than to argue the other side..
Had fun reading your TT
Um…you must lie a lot.
hahahaha! I love those!
You are my kind of girl! So funny!
I love that list. Several had me lol. Ok, I’ve used a couple of them. We’ll just leave it at that.
Keep them coming.