I hate the paparazzi more than celebrities. Why? Not just because I think that they are stalkers dedicated to making the lives of the rich and famous difficult. No way. I hate them because; they are helping to make America even dumber. I mean really, we aren’t the geniuses we were 50 years ago. Look at how many dump people you see in a given day. Do you think that it could have something to do with Americans turning on the television and seeing everybody’s favorite celebrity leaving their favorite club with their hand covering their face? Real exciting stuff. Unfortunately, it is everywhere. Even I occasionally see this crap. And since it is everywhere, people think that is important. Since people think it is important, it becomes important. And this crap really shouldn’t be important.

What is a member of the paparazzi? It is a person that stalks people, disrupts the peace, invades a person’s privacy, and all for profit. And here we are, a culture that encourages it. I blame you COSMO buyers! I mean seriously, their research is made up. Have they ever cited anything in those articles? Have you seen one citation to one scientific paper? Does COSMO do their own experiments? Okay, I digress, but we are buying this so its going to keep coming, made up facts and all.

Listen paparazzi, you are doing your part to make this world stupider. I call upon all you able brained citizens that have not been completely brain washed to help organize a resistance. Stop buying the crap and turn the channel from TMZ. Come on people!

Hey, here’s an idea. Why don’t you go find out why you are voting for the politician you will be voting for. Hey, you are going to vote because, Damn It, you need to represent your party. But do you even know if your party still represents you?